A man in his fifties, perhaps 55anni, with little hair, about 160cm tall and weighing about 100kg in the gym the other day comes and greets me with a smile . I understand now
be very nice and well prepared, I turn to him trying to figure out what reasons led him to cross the threshold of hell famous.
Yes, its interior, because that appears to be a gym when a person is forced to frequentala or family doctor or general practitioner or even by their own conscience.
Curtains, the squat and malcurata hand to greet me and I will not deny it's mine.
We look for a moment and he breaks the delay, saying: "Hi, I give you the" you "because you son myself, or perhaps grandson, in fact I do not know. Oh well I come to the point. I would like to train to throw down a bit 'of excess belly and I know that will not be easy but I want to try. "
is followed by a pause of a moment in which, looking at it, I liked the thing I had just said and his determination seemed real and not a preconceived mind on tilt.
"You know I thought I'd join the gym and follow me by someone who knows the doing. Can you tell me what type of course and I could follow what you believe is right for me? "
reply calmly:" Well you have a right course for you. General Gymnastics with a teacher preparation and where there are people her age that could serve as a stimulus to engage and competitive challenges faced by small ".
He looks at me and my break between the floor and the other looks even, perhaps reflecting on something then immediately after he told me.
"Can you tell me if in the course there is also some nice" female "?"
I thought I had misheard or at least I was there in waiting to know if he was making a joke or whether he was serious. I do not even have time for that now, he insisted: "You know I'm giving a revised all my love life, in short I am trying to collect my ideas and change something in my past and I need .... Oh well ... I do not know how to say that terms used in this case. I'm not good with turns of phrase. Well I need to see some ass other than my wife! "
At this point I lose a little smile once shared with him and taking advantage of this moment of hilarity answer: "Look at Generally, women do the courses fit box, aerobics, step. Well I think that if he wants to "exercise general" must be trained to find some ass of a man or if you put forward could be limited at all to see himself in the mirror "The Lord
with immediacy:" As a male ass at work I see too and I would come to the gym to mix business with pleasure. In fact I am a former body builder (but doveeee?) And I did this activity when you were still in diapers or maybe you were even born. I went to a gym historical Bari before it opened here "
" Excuse me - I said - but what is the name of this gym run ?.... By whom? "
Him:" No vabbe I can not remember the name or maybe but I would not be wrong. You know we're talking about 35 years ago. Those who run it are all dead "
" What bad luck- I thought to myself - let's hope that this does not bring bad luck and that user does not prove to be a Super jinx. "
"So sure that I can not train in the company of a beautiful blonde woman, tall and shaped by fear?" Perhaps this last sentence he told me in an ironic way but then not much.
Having been given the leaflet with all activities the gym and the prices the curious but polite gentleman, this fixed before I go away and says, "Look I'd be willing also to do Spinning Fit Box or if there is a woman. I would not look like a maniac but I do a workout with other men does not give me the strength to commit beyond measure. "
" I think we should resign, we work to obtain results for other reasons "
At this point, another average user walks away slowly squeezing back into my hand and politely said: "Ok so I'm going to withdraw the money and maybe I'll see you in January."
I jokingly: "Anyways, then picks them up directly in January ..."
He concludes: "No, I hit it. I fetch them money to make gifts. ... I told you just to inform you of my next stop. " The man leaves.
After a few minutes I am made a car stop silent, "but not wanting to be robbed at an ATM?"
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