Friday, October 26, 2007

Benefits Of Consuming Coconut Milk







When the images are worth piu'di a thousand words ...

and meanwhile we have also reached the goal of 124 cm!

Monday, October 22, 2007

Letter To Visitor In Church



Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Review Of Isabella Soprano



I wish Telecom collapsed under a thousand Micheletto bedding used by ... Telecom has made me fail Vira, Telecom has taken away the ADSL ... you know what it means to take that line to a woman piccidipendente? ARGHHH ...
Cosi 'I have to connect every time with the phone .. connection Charcoal .. sigh

officially tomorrow by the ninth month ... and we hope to walk .. after 73 kg on the rump and belly circumference of 121 cm can not hold on!

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Pubes Through Underwear




Ok, I can no more '!
Cosi 'so to commit part of a Sunday at home alone I decided to make cookies ... Yes, but for dogs!

So, if you have a pet and you are going to try to equip yourself with:

- 360 grams of Emmental Shredded
- 60 grams of olive oil
- 60 grams of milk
-
360 gr whole wheat flour - 2 tsp
garlic powder - 1 egg beaten
- 1 cube of meat

crumbled Preheat oven to 160 degrees. Get a blender and mixed with the cheese with the oil until the dough is soft, then add the milk and garlic.
Put the mixture into a bowl, add flour and mix well. When the pasta is
solid, spread a sheet and cut out about half a centimeter in the form of your choice.
Take a baking dish, lining the inside with baking paper and place the biscuits, brush with beaten egg and sprinkle with nut crumble. Place in oven and bake for 20 minutes ..

ah .. obviously expect them to be cold before you fuck off by the dog ...

and now who eats them? sigh ..

Friday, September 14, 2007

How May Trollbeads Can You Fit On




Finally I have a new car! was not exactly what I wanted but occhei, I'm glad! always better than the old Canon now decidedly retirement ...

Sunday, September 9, 2007

Why Phlegm Tastes Bad



Ok .. definitely do not know 'what I happens ... It started with a pan of gnocchi alla romana .. just to prove to Mr. Little Stars (which henceforth will be called Senior, for obvious reasons) in the kitchen if you put me there so I do not 'suck!
course were very good (grandmother docet E.), the same evening, taken by an attack of dolciumopatia it was the turn of the pie "peaches and chocolate .. finished in less than no time ... the next day trying to turn me into Wilma De Angelis I made lasagna with artichokes ... today .. boh ... but the morning has just begun ....

Ps: of course, Junior is coming soon ...

Monday, September 3, 2007

How Make A Hairdresser Leaflet




And today is officially 8 months of belly!

by Daniel we're almost there ...

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Free Printable Triple Beam Balance Worksheets




Doing a quick reasoning and considering that high .. uh .. well low 153 cm and the circumference of my belly is 107 cm .. I would say that in the last two months of pregnancy have an excellent chance to turn me into a cube ... sigh!

Friday, August 24, 2007

Milena Velba And Miosotis Policeman




Occhei is a lot that I do not write ... someone yelled at me too, but in reality is that there is not much to say ..

Can 'a twenty nine year old girl in the middle of the seventh month of pregnancy who take the lead in the huge old wardrobe would be very cool quattrostagioni removed and placed in the chamber of turtle ? Yes, you can '!

Can 'also decide that this cabinet would be great repainted, but not of a single color, but rather' 5 knowing full well what that means? Yes, you can '!

Can 'get out of it with her back unharmed? No, can not '!

Pero 'want to put your satisfaction ... Having dismantled, cleaned, sanded, repainted, reassembled now Daniel has a perfect rainbow room

I just have to figure out where to put the kennels of the dogs howled idea already being put into the 'input .. and unravel the mystery of how it is possible that the cabinets come out of the mountains and mountains of laundry that I did not remember that there ...

Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Kamenstein Spice Lids




"Uncle Pino has a cat. On a sunny day decides to take his cat to sea. While Uncle Pino is lying in the sun, the cat decides to take a bath. Begins to bathe the paws, nose and throws himself at the end and start swimming. Unfortunately, the current is very strong and the cat begins to move away from the shore. Uncle Pino sees the incident and immediately dives into the water and start swimming. The cat in the meantime was becoming more and more off Uncle Pino swam more and the cat is away, until Uncle Pino exhausted and breathless drowns


Moral of the story: the cat goes off so that leaves us Uncle Pino "

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Mature Female Shows Hemoroids



Today is June 28.
Today is my birthday ...
strafantamagnifici 29 years ...
and I do not have the usual enthusiasm ...
or maybe I'm the dentist will be my favorite wisdom tooth? pero 'him not to make me feel alone I got some good points in her mouth. The usual
ass.
Now I naturally ask "I'll have 'lost the little trial that I had painstakingly acquired over the years? Bah .."
Or maybe you will feel terribly out with work on the room of Daniel?
yes, because there would have to dismantle and move armadioni, go up and down a rickety ladder Mr. Little Stars has banned me, give color to the walls so I can start to draw the woods ... but he is never alone and I can not .... Ugh!
Or will the world discover that this home is not mine at all, I do not like and I can not, I do not wake up with the mania of the house clean, I do not have my breakfast and then jumped in an apron to pass the broom, I do not know how to cook and wash dishes after eating ... with a child as a beacon '? Mr. Little Stars is a love, he tells me "who cares if you do not cook, I do it well, who cares if you do not wash the dishes, the dishwasher is, who cares if you spend the whole morning between a take-Bacchus Get ", a drawing, video games, a spangle and glitter, you from your endless patience, the ability to make you sleepless nights without uttering a word, the ability to listen and understand, the desire to play with children, and then I love you, I love you because you are the chaos in person, I like your clutter, keep your medicines from the pans, put the flowers in your head, put your things anywhere, get on your cherry, your how to read poetry, your Dylan Dog scattered everywhere, your pens, your roses, your bathroom full of colors, your pick up abandoned animals and then having to breastfeed every two hours day and night, in fact I love you, and the ' love you have for this little boy who will arrive soon, and that if even just a little look like 'a mother I will be' the man 'lucky in the world, and then because I know' you're the best mother that my son would have "

So, no matter if tonight I will not have 'my blunt and my tequila!

I already had a wonderful gift!

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Milena Velba What's On The Inside




And this wild-concert went, beautiful as always! The lowering of entry There was a clenched fist to the sky and also, more 'Daniel (the small one small) danced a lot, now there are two cases: either as his mother or I appreciated Silvestri was trying to say "Mom where the hell you brought me! "


" Ini mini mo Maini,
catch the tiger by the toe, if he
squills Let Him Go,
Ini Mini Main mo. "

Monday, June 18, 2007

Birthday Weave Hairstyles



My topastro can always find a way to give me a smile this morning ... I found a bilgliettino knew that I would have appreciated ... for the meaning of love and also because the song is .. Silvestri .

'It is true she was my destination, I
like a pendulum toward his station.
was really her, it will seem obvious, but
not seen a film until
he has not risen.
It 's true she was all the suffering and disease
She was then, and then, and then
convalescence.
was just to give you a rhythm at the time.
you who stole the light and gave wind.
And it was for her that one day they invented hell
sense more 'sick of the word forever.
It is true she was all suffering, sickness and
She was then, and then, and then
convalescence.
And she was always my philosophy, fundamentalism pure
true orthodoxy, and yet she
note that I always had in mind,
mouth drawn from my right hand. "
About Silvestri, tomorrow in the front row at his concert ... the mouse, and I small in the belly ready for Paranza!

Hello Daniel, I'll see you tomorrow!


Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Harold And Kumar Bottomless Party Sence



Sunday dinner suocerone decides to take us Eataly ... tells us it is a beautiful place, full of things to eat ... I'm thinking that if you call Eataly .... anyway me and a bit topastro 'shudder because in all honesty we do not believe can be a place for us ... After a relative
sclero to find parking we can get, there's a lot of people, those who do not like it, but oh well we are hard ... I can not help but notice the slogan of the place "High food at affordable prices" .. grin, I pull out my black block to the clipboard and I think there will be laughing ...
I begin my tour from the pasta, I'm amazed ... I can get with 9.5 € 0.500 grams of Fusilli, handmade, with 19:00 € instead I have 2 kg of Tajarin Alba but if one prefers rice with 6:00 in the pantry door is a kg of rice Venus.
If you like oil, you can have with 18:50 € 0,250 ml (!!!) of Extra Virgin Olive Oil DOP Riviera.
mica can make you miss a piece of good cheese? with € 29.00 per kilo you can have a piece of Castelmagno.
Now we're all a nice bottle of wine ... 49.80 take them home with a Red Abbey '00, with a 66.90 Amarone della Valpolicella, or not are still not satisfied with 72.90 you can have a Brunello di Montalcino '97, all in 0750 ml size.
Now we are at the end ... we lack the ammazzacaffè .. 46.00 you can have with 0500 ml of Grappa di Barolo '78 .. Oh, and give you a wooden case pear '...
At the end of the round, as one might imagine we have not eaten anything ... pull my money .. and NO! We definitely do not like this place!

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Examples Of Heparin Math



Smemoranda In 2001, Baricco wrote this text, is a bit 'long but the result is guaranteed .. I am laughing I still have tears coming down ....

Things that happen when you change a nappy

1 - The diaper can 'be changed for three reasons:
- because the mother says
- because he says the mother-in-law
- why did the baby poop.
course, the gesture lost in the first two cases, much of its drama.
The real, authentic, diaper change requires the presence of shit.
It usually happens this way '.
Mom takes the baby, it smells a bit 'and he says, his voice cheerful and rather stupid: "And here's what we did, eh?, I feel a certain odorino ... what did the little angel?" .
Then the mother goes over and vomits.
At this point it is recognized by his father's father left to right. The father right says "this sucks!" and calls the nanny. The father takes the child and left him to go change.

2 - The diaper changing, strictly on the changing table.
The station is a mobile when you see it in your house you know that a lot of things are over for good, including the youth.
However, it is well designed: it has a number of drawers and a floor on which to place the child.
Have a child sit still on this plane is like a trout to be poised on the edge of the sink. E 'key is within ever.
The average newborn is unable to turn around almost on the side but is perfectly capable, as soon as you turn around, to knock them down 'from the baby making you the umbrella gesture: it seems that Allenina in the placenta, in those nine months that go under water. So
: Hold steady and hope for the best trout.

3 - Once stripped the baby, the diaper which is what Gadda called the "extrusion" .
E 'moment of truth.
detach the two pieces of tape on the sides and the diaper is opened.
The stench is awesome.
E 'singular thing is able to produce a bowel virgin after all: the stuff you expect from the intestine of Bukowski, not your son.
But anyhow, there's nothing to do. Or rather, invent survival techniques.
I, for one, I am convinced that after all the shit smells like yogurt children.
Think about it: If you look, it might also seem that your child is sitting on a box of family Yomo double cream. If you look at it more 'difficult.
But without looking ... with this system I was able to obtain good results: now when I open a yogurt I smell like shit.

4 - Grasp the ankles with the left hand of the child and bring it up like a chicken. With the right
open the package and take a scented wipes. Even
the magician Silvan He succeeded: the wipes come off only in groups of 80.
then shake up the block between your fingers to stay with a number of wet lower than 5.
At that point, usually, the hen-trout, fed up with being hung like an idiot, tugs, unless you fall, will manage to spread a lot 'of shit around. Dab
anywhere with scented wipes. Retire on the chicken and wipe the seat with a gesture robbed of the child.
cutlery used in the diaper wipes, and close it.
At that point, your situation is, in his left hand a chicken-trout with the features of your child, a chemical bomb in his right hand.

5 - NOT GOING TO THROW THE CHEMICAL BOMB! The trout would slide to the ground. then place it in the neighborhood (the bomb, not the trout), recording the odd smell of yogurt that is spreading in the air.
Without letting go with your left hand, use the right to clean thoroughly and then go to the oil. There pour a few drops on your hand. They slip down immediately 'to the wrist cuffs and crossing the border from them' disappear in the underground of your clothes the night has vanished in my socks.
fully lubricated, pass the pasta Fissan, a unique product born of an embrace between the mayonnaise and liquid chalk. He filled the seat of the chicken, and of course there variously distributed around jackets, pants, etc. ...
At that point, you have almost finished.
At that point the baby pees'.

6 - The child pees' to the event. This makes your sweater.
You make an instinctive step back. ERROR.
trout. free at last, is thrown down 'from the station.
Pick up the trout and never told her mother what had happened.

7 - Take a new diaper. Understand which side in front (there is usually a colorful Greek that helps to make you feel stupid). Enter
tral leg of the baby diaper and close.
The system has been well studied: two kinds of pieces of tape on the sides, just a little pressure and the diaper is closed. Yes, but how close? so 'is too narrow, so' is too wide, so 'is too narrow, so' is too wide, you can 'get even a dozen attempts.
E 'that's when the child begins to realize that you have a father idiot: rightly expresses some disappointment, that starts to cry like a martyr.
From then gets all in a breath and sweat.

8 - Despite the decibels expressed by the child, remain calm and try to clothe the child.
This is the moment of poussoir.
When God chased 'men from Paradise said, give birth in pain and you close your children's overalls with poussoir. To close a
poussoir must have, great coolness, seeks exceptional, Madonna's ass. The number of
poussoir present in a swimsuit is amazing and wickedly, odd.

9 - If, despite everything, we can make the child have almost finished.
you remember that you forgot the baby powder: the ass is arrosserĂ .
Think of the children in Africa, and concludes: arrosserĂ  it, and that will never be.
So take the baby and returned to her mother.
you ask: "did you put talcum powder?" .
You say "yes" . With conviction.

10 - physical and psychological burdens.
Physically, change a diaper burn the same calories in a game of tennis.
psychically, his father post-diaper tends to feel terribly good and at peace with himself.
For at least 3 hours is pretty much convinced that I have 'the noble spirit of Mother Teresa of Calcutta.
When the effect disappears, replaced by a compelling desire to be single, young, idiot and a bit 'right.
Some go so far as to consult the industry, "convertible" in Gente Motori.
other phones at an old ex-girlfriend and when she says, pulling down.
A few say they have to go to buy cigarettes, get out and then, tragically return.
wraps them in the house of fire safety, the warmth of feeling safe, and a singular, piercing smell of yogurt.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

How Cheat On Facebook Cubefield



The other day me and finally we met Daniel, he and I will not pop up much more 'heavy!
The little brat has refused to be face to us see your ass no problem but I just can not! Timidone ... it was upside down 'on his ass in the air and slapped his face against the placenta like a pillowy soft .. then all of a sudden you can clearly see his profile and he puts his hand in his mouth ... OOOOOHHHHHH
Anyway, I'm 'fine even if one must pay attention to a lot of things: watch that weight, would take the sugar, otherwise Do not work like bagpipes legs, drink a lot, etc etc ... uff and I thought of going to climb Mount Everest .. go there ...